THE WORLD'S MOST POPULAR BELIEFS, DOCTRINES AND RELIGIONS
2. GREAT GREEN ARKLESEIZURE
Year of creation: 1500 - 1800 AD
God or Prophet: Great Green Arkleseizure
Chief Prophet: Indirectly, René Descartes.
Headquarters / Capital in the world: United States and France.
Number of faithful around the world: Unknown.
God or Prophet of The Green Dwarf Who Sneezed and Created the Universe: The Great Arkleseizure.
Some people believe that the creation of the Universe involved some kind of God, although the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI, believe that the entire Universe is the result of the sneezing through the nose of a being known as the Great Green Arkleseizure. The Jatravartids live in perpetual fear of the time they call "the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief", something similar to the Apocalypse. The Great Green Arkleseizure theory, however, is not widely accepted outside of Viltvodle VI and therefore, as the Universe is as wide and strange as it is, the different races of the Galaxy are constantly looking for other explanations.
The Great Green Arkleseizure is the creator of the universe, as the followers of the faith on planet Viltvodle VI claim. The Jatravartids of this faith believe that the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure.
In the 2005 film, Humma Kavula is a missionary for the Great Green Arkleseizure religion in Viltvodle VI. He ends his sermons with a simple "Blessed are you."
Reference:
https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Green_Arkleseizure
https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/The_Creation_of_the_Universe
