4. THE INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN.

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Estimated year of creation: 1995.

Main prophet of the invisible pink unicorn: The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Creator of the paradoxical religion: Steve Eley.

Main books of the invisible pink unicorn: Gospel of the invisible pink unicorn

Headquarters / Capital in the world: Forum of the network, Usenet.

Number of faithful around the world: Unknown.

God or Prophet of the invisible pink unicorn: The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Main symbol of the invisible pink unicorn:

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Manifesto of the invisible pink Unicorn.

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It is a series of five books on which religion is founded, these are:

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Book of the Prophet April: This book contains all kinds of information about the nature of the color pink, as well as talks about the invisibility of the great invisible pink Unicorn goddess. It exalts its powerful dimension, too impressive for the small mind to understand it, since it is only recognized through faith and thus its faculties are assimilated.

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Gospel of San Sascha: this second text manages to explain the consequence of contemplating the invisible pink Unicorn goddess. It announces the risk of trying to see it, as well as perceiving its color, since it is invisible.

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The Revelation to Jerry Phillips: This text encourages you to testify to others, announcing that you have been chosen to become their messenger. He proposes that you listen to him very carefully, since he will deliver the rules to his followers within the cybernetic space.

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The Last Prophet of AOL: in this text the signs and signs are announced through which it can be understood that the follower has been visited by the invisible pink Unicorn goddess.

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Saint Bryce the Long Winded: This last book touches on all kinds of topics related to the attainment of salvation and human repentance. There he talks about the chosen people, which will be all those who hold themselves in safe places and burn incense, reciting one of his prayers in honor of the goddess and highlighting her faculties of being pink and invisible.

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Invisible Pink Unicorn Basics:

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The invisible pink Unicorn goddess is a being with great spiritual power, since she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time, according to her followers.

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The goddess, especially her attributes, are used in order to emphasize the ease with which they can be reached from religion, internal consistency, since they consider that unicorns are beings with a great power of spiritual energy. Its power to be pink and invisible is attributed as happens in all religions, where faith is based on logic and on faith itself. The initial manifesto by Steve Eley mentions: “We have faith that unicorns are pink; and by logic we know that they are invisible, since we cannot see them ”. For the followers of this religion, the horn of the goddess in the shape of an invisible pink Unicorn, was the mold used for the creation of life in the universe, so that it contains the DNA in the form of a spiral from which life arises in the universe. world.

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The paradox that something is invisible and at the same time pink, is also used to parody the belief of Christianity with the belief of a double nature of Jesus, on the one hand human and on the other, purely a divine being.

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The discussion about the existence of the invisible pink Unicorn is unnecessary, since no one can prove that the goddess does not exist, since she is invisible. This is the most important premise of religion, being a parody of all theistic claims that support the existence of God, to whom they attribute powers such as omnipresence, however, the inability to identify or detect it, does not affect the veracity of her existence , thus the existence of the goddess is defended.

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Thus, the invisible pink Unicorn religion serves to demonstrate, parodically, the use of the absence of evidence to refute as proof of the existence of a deity, which is completely absurd, since under the same logic they affirm that the existence of the Unicorn goddess Invisible rose is, then, as credible as God's.

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The 8 precepts of the invisible pink Unicorn goddess

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These are the precepts that support the basis of the satirical religion and its foundations: The follower believes that he is the invisible pink Unicorn and that thus, there will be nothing more invisible than himself.

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The follower believes that he is the invisible pink Unicorn and that thus, there will be nothing more pink than himself.

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It is believed that the one who consumes the mushroom pizza and the pepperoni pizza is cursed, because doing so will be punished by the Purple Oyster (of Perdition).

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It is believed that the one who consumes ham pizza and pineapple pizza is blessed.

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They consider that no one can prove that the invisible pink Unicorn goddess does not exist, since she is invisible.

Every follower should keep the number 42 as it is the sacred number of the religion.

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They consider that all the sacred days for other religious beliefs, are also sacred days for the followers of the invisible pink Unicorn.

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The goddess should not be named in vain, nor should one swear in her name, otherwise the being can be heavily punished by an obese chimpanzee.

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Small description of the invisible pink unicorn.

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URI, is the denomination of one of the currents of parodic religions that alludes to a goddess in the shape of a unicorn, which, paradoxically, is invisible and in turn, pink. This religion directly parodies theistic beliefs and considers that there are no people who can believe faithfully and loyally to the goddess, but their faculty to pretend allows them to show themselves as real believers of the invisible pink Unicorn.

 

The basic idea of ​​this religion maintains that it is very difficult to try to refute the statements about the belief in phenomena that are outside the capacity of perception of the human being. Its affinity with the structure of atheism, as well as with antitheism and agnosticism, allow it to become a religion that reaffirms the arbitrariness of convictions that are based on supernatural beliefs, such as the use of the word "God" before any declaration of theistic character, replacing it with “invisible pink unicorn”.

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Reference:

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https://cronicaglobal.elespanol.com/cronica-directo/curiosidades/religion-unicornio-rosa-invisible_163682_102.html

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https://religionesenelmundo.com/creencias/religiones-parodica/unicornio-rosa-invisible/

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